Time Immortal

There’s a very fine line between parody and reality sometimes, and Wally Keeler walks it with skill.

The Comedian Human Rights Commission (CHRC) yesterday found Ms Kare Reege guilty of discriminatory behaviour for crying out “Oh God! Oh God!” when she orgasms, thereby offending her Muslim neighbours to such an extent that it has upset the delicate demographic balance of the neighbourhood and caused detrimental effect on housing prices.

The CHRC agreed with the complainant, Imam El-Moh Sayitall, a neighbour of Ms Reege, who charged that the constant cries of “Oh God” had offended Muslim families in the neighbourhood, causing two to move out of the area in recent months. Mr Sayitall, a realtor in his real time, has been unable to resell the abandoned homes to his client-base because of the loud discriminatory behaviour of Ms Reege

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The CHRC requires Ms Reege to attend a 30 day skin-thinning course and to accommodate to the religious sensitivities of her neighbours by crying out “Oh Allah!” as well as “Oh God!” in direct proportion to the religious demographics of the neighbourhood.

It would seem that a corollary to Poe’s Law may need to be proposed.

The above, it should be noted, is satire — comedy, humour.  Those of a more leftward bent may become confused when reading it; it should not be taken seriously. This is just one more way, good Reader, that we can attempt to de-normalize the HRCs in the minds of the people of Canada: turning the commissions into a laughingstock.