That’s about the only way I can really describe the — a critical, single point of failure in the entire Cylon apparatus. As to why the Cylons made resurrection dependent on a single facility that could be destroyed, I don’t really care to speculate — I’d be willing to accept that the process of resurrection is so ludicrously complex to manage that they had not yet thought out a way to develop a distributed solution (the Cylons aren’t gods, after all — at least as far as we know).

The Hub was a great episode, and one that had a reasonably happy ending (something that’s been in short supply this season of ). Grace, especially, rather liked it, and I share that view. As expected, the episode happens in parallel with the previous episode, explaining the “other side” of events only briefly glimpsed beforehand. And it ends where the previous episode ended, with the rebel basestar appearing where ’s drifting is waiting, fulfilling his hope and faith in the president’s survival.

Which, of course, led to what might have been the best scene in the episode (and also the last): Adama and Roslin finally professing their love for one another. In a season as dark as this one has been, that maybe isn’t that much to go on…but it’s still a beautiful thing, and not really something one can categorize using measures and weights.

>> The Resurrection Hub, proper

As I said was probable, the Resurrection Hub has been destroyed — Cylons are mortal now. This will have interesting implications in the future.

Also, the battle sequence was excellent; it was nice to see a good, action-filled episode.

>> Three is back

D’Anna Biers has been unboxed — but only one copy! Still, there is hope that my theory about Anders being the first of the Penultimate Four Cylons to be “outed” might yet pan out. And I still think he’s the one that D’Anna apologized to in her vision last season.

>> My God, but humanity is corrupt

This is specifically in regard to ’s double-cross of the Cylons — she is utterly unable to trust them which, I suspect, stems from her inability to love (the flaw that , in Roslin’s visions, points out). There is a turnaround at the end, when Roslin belatedly rethinks her decision to let die from his wounds after he admits his unknowing complicity in the holocaust of the Twelve Colonies…and yet, she still goes on to demand a first, and then private, audience with D’Anna — , as the Cylons know her.

At every turn, now, the show goes out of its way to demonstrate that the Colonial understanding of what is just, fair, or justified is, in fact, in error and destructive. Whether it’s “eye for an eye” justice, an inability to trust, or an inability to love or forgive, humanity is at every turn seeming to be in a real rush to destroy itself.

For the first three seasons, was perhaps the most visibly destructive human in the show — now, in the fourth season, Roslin has taken hold of that mantle. She is so bloody-minded, and harbours such a deep hatred of Cylons (even ones that risked everything — their very immortality given up! — to help her achieve a goal she dearly desired). There’s little doubt left in the viewer’s mind, after each scene in which Roslin speaks, that were it up to her she would see the rebel basestar destroyed and the Final Five airlocked.

D’Anna ultimately calls her out on this, and on her duplicity, in fact. And the Six’s disappointment with after he admits the need to follow the president’s orders is also palpable, scathing…and damning.

This tendency for pretty much every human on the show — even , mind — to display irrational hatred of Cylons is another reason I’m inclined to think that might be a Cylon; he has, consistently, been the one human who has tried to do the right thing, rather than the expedient or advantageous thing, as the series has progressed. His disappointment at what he is forced to do by loyalty to the chain of command is profound.

Almost too profound; Helo is essentially unique among the human characters in his ability to look past the human/Cylon division.

>> Baltar’s evangelism

I have no idea what Baltar was up to in this episode — whatever apparent humility he had displayed previously has been replaced by a mutated form of his customary arrogance, to the point where he thinks himself singularly able to “calm” the ’s Hybrid (which provides for a bit of comedy, it must be noted). His evangelism to the Centurion is both interesting and annoying. Interesting, because I think Baltar is right that the (very active, very involved) God of the BSG universe is, in fact, dearly interested in the fate of Centurions. Annoying, because his motive doesn’t seem to be a genuine concern for God’s work or the Centurion as much as it seems to be an attempt to widen the scope of the Centurion rebellion.

>> Laura Roslin, Cylon?

Well, it would be ironic and perhaps poetically just were Roslin to turn out to be the last, missing member of the . But I very much doubt she is — I think the teaser trailer’s red herring presentation of D’Anna’s revelation, coupled with the way that red herring is itself revealed to be another red herring (since D’Anna was evidently just playing a joke on Roslin), has pretty much put Laura Roslin in the clear, as far as Cylon speculation is concerned. It would be painfully contrived for her to be “outed” now.

>>Predictions — mind the spoilers!

1) I’m still convinced that Helo is the last Cylon, more so now in light of D’Anna’s throwaway remark to the that expresses disappointment in the corridor toward the end of the show. Double-crossing, D’Anna explains, is a human trait. She’s not really addressing Helo with that remark, not by her tone, and it should be noted that Helo himself really doesn’t want to betray his new allies, especially after they’ve spoken at length about the value of shared trust.

It might just be…telling.

2) With the Hub gone, the only way the Cylons can survive is through reproduction — that’s more or less a cut-and-dried fact now. With that in mind, and given that at least one of the Final Five now seems to have demonstrated the ability to reproduce with a fellow Cylon, I’m thinking we’ll see further revelations in this regard in the second half of the season.

3) I’m still convinced — especially since his faith in Roslin has paid off in spades — that Adama won’t end the series as an atheist.

The passage he reads from the detective novel is interesting, too — it is really a sinner’s lament. Taking the form of a description of a man trying to build a garden on the shore of an island that he washed up on, it describes how the fruits of the man’s labours seemed to be but an ugly scar along the face of the beach; a wholly unfitting tribute to the island that had saved the man’s life. That’s certainly a rather apt description of the guilt of sin when sin is understood in light of the perfection of the divine, and how that sin mars the beauty of its creation.

4) As predicted, Galactica made no attempt to engage the Hub. I expect that Adama has the coordinates for where the fleet jumped to stored on his Raptor, and so will be able to guide the rebel basestar back to the Fleet. That, I think, will be the start of the next episode (which will be the mid-season finalé, unfortunately).

5) With the Threes back in action in the form of D’Anna, we can’t be far from seeing some of the Penultimate Four Cylons being outed (I don’t think we’ll get all five before the mid-season break). Some of this is confirmed in the trailer for next week’s episode: Tigh admits being a Cylon to Adama, and Tory apparently elects to return to “her people” aboard the basestar. Also, it appears that at least three of the Four will nearly be executed by , in his capacity as President of the Colonies. But apparently, Starbuck will intervene, claiming that the Cylons in question somehow revealed to her the coordinates for Earth.

6) I’m thinking that the discovery of Earth will have something to do with at least three of the Penultimate Four (Tigh, , and ) being summoned to, and perhaps tampering with, ’s Viper — she discovers this later on, and interrupts the execution of the Cylons. As to why the Cylons are to be executed, I’m not sure, but I wonder if perhaps it doesn’t have something to do with Tory, who chooses at some point to board the rebel basestar. Perhaps she continues her progression toward a more anti-human mentality, and in the capacity of a messianic leader elects to go against both the plans of the Cylons to co-operate with the humans, and against the humans themselves. That might be enough to movitave Lee to respond by threatening to execute the other three Cylons.

7) It looks like they find Earth, at least from the trailer. That was kind of expected, according to various rumours floating around; equally, the expectation is that will be abandoned, and perhaps even post-apocalyptic.

8) I note, from the trailer, that Roslin appears to make it to Earth. This would seem to fly in the face of the idea that she is the dying leader foretold in ancient Colonial prophecy.

9) I still think Anders will be the first Cylon outed, and that this will have something to do with D’Anna’s apology to one of the Final Five in her vision last season, just prior to her being boxed.

Having seen Sine

June 7, 2008

Sine Qua Non, that would be, the episode of that aired not last night, but a week prior. Yes, this review is coming a bit later than one might expect, but I am at the mercy of those who tape the episodes for me, and either their ability to deliver the episodes to me or my ability to pick the episodes up from them.

Strangely, both vectors failed this week, until yesterday.

But be that as it may, this will be a fairly short review (by comparison, at any rate).

First, a bit of a note. Although the episode wasn’t structured according to a rigid understanding of this theme, the trinitarian issue of “faith, hope, and love” seemed to percolate through the narrative, popping up in the oddest of places (and faces). This was especially true in the case of , who displayed ample amounts of all three qualities in the wake of ’s abduction by the hybrid.

That’s not to say, of course, that Admiral Atheus suddenly found , but it’s evident that he has tremendous faith in Laura Roslin personally, and in her ability to lead the people to . Indeed, he believes that Earth can be found solely because of her, and her sudden abduction is a massive shock to his system. That he loves her is plainly obvious — he outright states that he “can’t live without her.”

It’s Adama’s sense of hope — something he hasn’t had much of lately — that really stands out, though. Faced with evidence of a mighty battle, nuclear detonations, and wreckage (along with the wreckage of several of the Colonial vessels loaned to the rebel Cylon faction), he nevertheless persists in his hope that Roslin is alive, even going to the extraordinary step of ordering the fleet to leave him behind at the pre-arranged rendezvous point that Galactica and the rebels had agreed to; the episode ends with a scene of his Raptor aimlessly drifting in space.

Hope and also appear, visibly, in the person of , who even is threatened with murder at one point because he represents the best hope for the fleet’s leadership — with his attacker wanting to kill him because “hope is the last thing [the fleet] needs.” Lee’s rejoinder to the charge is that it’s all a choice — one can either choose to give up, or have faith that things will work out; his choice is to struggle with his every breath to see that they do…and it’s this conviction, this love for the flawed creation called humanity, that saves his life and sees him sworn in as interim president of the Colonies.

Anyhow, some other notes:

>> The Final Five

One of two things is now possible: either the Cylons can actually reproduce, or only the are capable of reproducing with other Cylons, either from within their own number or with members of the . At any rate, and have created another child, ostensibly the first Cylon-Cylon child (although I have an obvious doubt about this).

One interesting theory I tripped over — sorry, no link — was that the Final Five were like the original Cylon attempts at assuming human form, but that the five models ended up being somehow “too human” and so were mind-wiped and, in effect, exiled to the Colonies. There’s some merit to the theory, although it seems somewhat dubious to think that, in a span of less than forty years, such a comprehensive mythology could have emerged concerning the Five. This is especially true given that there haven’t exactly been a few subsequent generations of Cylons that have passed on between the creation of the Final Five and the creation of the Significant Seven — that makes it rather difficult for any sort of mythos to take shape, since a key component of such a thing is the way it is shaped as it is handed down from one generation to the next.

Also, the Cylons have shared databases, not oral traditions, which makes the formation of a in almost any span of time improbably.

Personally, I think it comes back to love again. Tigh’s visions of Ellen when speaking with Caprica Six are, I think, significant here, in that Tigh learned how to genuinely love Ellen at some point (perhaps only after losing her to his own hand?). Perhaps the issue is not that the Final Five are somehow “more human,” but that by virtue of their ignorance of their nature were somehow able to…come to understand love on its own terms, through the relationships they formed.

This goes back, then, to something I said before: if love is such a necessary component of Cylon procreation, it stands to reason that it makes rather a lot of sense why the “in the lab” results of procreation experiments amongst the Cylons all came up negative. When one is reduced to taking a clinical approach to such things, or when one acts out of fear that by not acting one is committing a sin, one’s actions are not motivated by love. Guilt? Yes, probably. Inquiry and curiosity? Most assuredly. But love? No, probably not.

The Final Five have learned to love, something which was missing before. Perhaps, in the future (especially if the is actually destroyed at some point), the other Cylons will learn to love as well…and if so, it will be interesting to see what results (assuming will take us to that future).

> Returning characters

It was good to see again, although it’s a pity about his . Then too, he’s provided a home for Jake the dog (Hero of the Resistance!), so at least he’ll “have a new animal to loathe.”

I’ve a feeling we’ll be seeing Romo again in later episodes, but I’d just like to state here and now that I don’t think he’s the final Cylon; to those that are speculating that he might be, I can only say “red herring.”

>> The Quorum of Twelve

Can’t we just airlock them all? None of them is the Cylon, but their endless bickering is about as helpful to the people of the Colonies as a Cylon nuclear strike would be — and is far more agonizing given that at least the nuke would kill people quickly. Talk about presenting, by way of example, a convincing case for military rule.

>> Saul Tigh, father?

Grace threw up her hands at the revelation. On one hand, it wasn’t surprising — though the show didn’t really ever show a scene of Tigh and Caprica Six sleeping together, it was pretty much assumed that this was the case. I admit that the news of the came as a bit of a surprise, although in retrospect I wonder if it should have.

At any rate, was rather perturbed at the idea of Tigh abusing his power over a prisoner that way, and complained that he should have had self-control. I certainly don’t disagree. Sex does seem to be the biggest moral weakness of the characters on this show, which I suppose is reflective of the real world more than most of its other allusions.

One other note: Grace felt that the revelation of the pregnancy strenghtened the case for — being the final Cylon. Certainly, my guess that the final Cylon would in some way be related to the issue of Cylon reproduction hasn’t yet been borne out, although I observe that I certainly wasn’t far off the mark (even if I am ultimately wrong): Cylon reproduction has re-appeared as an issue, and the Final Five (at least) seem to have some involvement with that plot aspect.

>> Saul Tigh, admiral?

I think Tigh put it best himself: the promotion to command didn’t work out very well last time around. What was Adama thinking?

Then too, Tigh’s expression was classic when Adama noted that Tigh was a different man than he was a couple years ago. This is…true, certainly, and perhaps Tigh won’t make a hash of things this go-round, especially since isn’t there to goad him on.

>> God

Natalie — the shot by — dies in this episode, and as she does she first envisions a forest, and then a progressively brighter light as she passes away. As to whether she resurrects, I’m not sure, although I imagine that she’s gone for good.

Which is interesting, because again we get to see the moment of death from the perspective of the dying character, and again it appears that the of the universe is very real, and that there is a definite crossing between life and death…and that death is quite a lot more than the nothingness that posits waits for us all beyond the veil.

I might also note that as she is being wheeled to the operating room, Natalie prays a Cylon prayer, the same one used last season on the diseased baseship. It’s nice to see reverent faith get a half-decent treatment in a show on television these days.

>> Without which it could not be

The episode title, Sine Qua Non doesn’t appear to be an allusion to in any meaningful way, so I assume it can be taken on its literal meaning instead. And indeed, the whole episode focuses on those things which, for various people in the show, life isn’t worth living (or, at least, living well).

For Romo, it was his family and the cat, which was his only connection to that past. Lee Adama resolves this by giving him the dog, severing Romo’s ties to history and anchoring him in the present (and hope for the future) instead.

For Adama, it was Roslin. She was abducted, and he all but came unglued.

For Sharon, it was little , and Adama realizes this in reflecting on his own actions. His last order, before he departs in his Raptor (using his old callsign, I might add), is for that family to be re-united, in spite of his previous declaration that the brig “is no place for a little girl.”

>> Predictions, of varying sort — do be mindful of possible spoilers

1) I still think Karl Agathon — Helo — is the final Cylon, obviously. I also would like to note one addendum to my theory: since the identity of the last Cylon is tied, in some way, to an act of great suffering, I wonder if there is any significance to the fact that in Colonial prophecy, the goddess Athena — whose tomb was discovered by, and whose probable place of suicide was noted by, Sharon Agathon (callsign: Athena) — despairs and commits suicide some time between the point of the twelve tribes arriving at “the home of the gods” and the arrival of the people of the colonies at their destinations?

We’ve already seen Helo’s agony at Sharon’s death even when he knew she’d be resurrected, after all. And now she’s betrayed Adama’s trust and has landed herself in the brig again. Added to what is happening with Hera, might she have cause for despair?

2) I still think the identity of the final Cylon is in some way tied up with Cylon reproduction, as the Final Five certainly seem to have something to do with that. The Resurrection Hub has probably been destroyed — there was a lot of wreckage in the one scene, more than one would think a single basestar was capable of being reduced to.

3) I still think Adama will not end the series an atheist.

Also, it’s interesting how reckless Adama is willing to be — and then with the fate of what’s left of humanity! — when someone close to him disappears.

4) The issue of Roslin’s cancer came under discussion, echoing my previous musings on the matter: Firstly, Roslin herself is in the end stages of her cancer; that far from the Galactica and its doctor, she may end up in very dire straits in the coming episodes. But given that Adama has now left to wait for her, I can’t see the writers not affording them an opportunity to meet again. I very much doubt that Roslin will die “out there” without making it back to Galactica.

Of course, if Roslin is the dying leader, she is supposed to pass on (pace Moses) before entering into the “promised land” (Earth?). Given that Earth is supposed to appear in another couple of episodes (according to rumour), this either means that Roslin a) will die rather soon, or b) might not be the dying leader at all.

5) With Adama sending the fleet off to find Earth again, I very much doubt that Galactica will attempt its own attack on the Resurrection Hub (especially since they don’t know where it is, by all accounts).

Well, I have to say that this was one of the best episodes of the current season of to date, and certainly one of the better ones in the whole series. Not only did it take a very reasonable look at the twin concepts of death and dying, but it did so in a way that certainly hammers home just how much of a departure the show’s themes are from what could be called the “traditional” treatment of in . And unlike , in it seems to be the case, more and more, that is real and, what is more, that He is actively involved in the Universe.

Barb Nicolosi has an excellent analysis of this and a few other themes, and I will probably borrow some of the structure of her post in my own reflections.

> Theology

I think it’s clear that the producers and writers of Battlestar are attempting to communicate the reality of God within the show; He exists and, what is more, is very personal and present. The theme of “I am with you” resonates throughout the show, with the line being uttered by several different characters (always in relation to death, and in particular in relation to consolation in times of suffering and fear of what lies “beyond”). The experience of God’s “I am with you” is described (by , who turns in one heck of a guest performance) as being accompanied by a sense of being warm and safe. That same sense resonates at the end of the episode when consoles the dying , and then with the same words.

This also speaks to the agentic actions of God in the series; not only does he address people directly, as in the case of , but He speaks through other people (as in the case of Anders). Of course, God’s speaking through other characters had been alluded to in previous episodes, in reference to the Hybrids, and it serves to note that once again a ’s Hybrid serves in a prophetic role. More on that later.

Also, I can’t help but observe that this is another instance in the series in which impending death and the passage between death and life has been abstracted with imagery involving water. In Faith, the imagery involves a ship crossing a river, where lost loved ones await the arrival of the recently deceased with open arms in an air of joy and celebration. (Grace noted that she’d heard a similar analogy of the passage between life and death from a priest at her church in .) In Resurrection Ship, Part II, when is slowly dying of oxygen deprivation in the cold of space, the imagery invovles him at first floating, and then slowly sinking, into a dark abyss of water.

And I think that these scenes not only communicate the reality of God and His actions in the Universe in BSG, but also the realities of heaven and hell. One observes that is an atheist, and certainly Lee Adama has shown no religious sentiments in any episode of the series so far (and in fact, it could be argued that the way in which he discusses sacramentality with in this episode demonstrates an “outside looking in” perspective).

The connection is tenuous, I realize, but the sense that one comes away with is that there is a connection between these different bits of visual imagery that relates to the people having them. For the secular Lee, the passage across the water is despairing and doomed. For the religious Emily, it is a time of joy and hopefulness.

At any rate, the existence of both a personal and present God and an afterlife is quite clearly communicated. There is a supernatural dimension to the Universe in BSG, and what is perhaps most impressive about it is that it is being demonstrated, more and more, in such a way that shows that the existence of the supernatural is an idea which is compatible with empirical realities, albeit in ways that at times require understanding things in ways that could be termed “outside the box.”

> Prophecy and ’s destiny

“The destiny” is back with a vengeance in this episode, especially with the Hybrid’s prophecy as she is being disconnected: “Thus will it come to pass. A dying leader will know the truth of the Opera House. The missing Three will give you the Five who come from the home of the Thirteenth. You are the harbinger of death, Kara Thrace. You will lead them all to their end. End of Line.”

The prophecy would seem to start out by referring to Laura Roslin, who has made forays into the Opera House before. In light of Roslin’s experiences with Emily Kowalski in this episode, the “truth” of the Opera House could possibly refer to a future repudiation of the Colonial religion by Roslin (which would mean the claims of ’s “Head Six” back on Kobol, in which she claimed that the Colonial Scriptures are lies, fabricated to cover up the reality of life on Kobol, which included ritual human sacrifice).

Alternatively, it could mean that Roslin will be the one to whom the identity of the fifth Cylon is first revealed.
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Another BSG theory

April 30, 2008

This one is a fairly small one, but it’s something I’ve been mulling over in my mind, especially as I’ve watched — in the last couple of episodes of the current (and final) season of — the ongoing voyage of the Demetrius. That would be, for the Reader who does not know, the ship which has been given so that she could part ways with the rest of the fleet and go off in search of on her own, following the traces of its memory that were left in her mind after her apparent death in Maelstrom and subsequent apparent rebirth in Crossroads, Part II.

My theory concerns which of the Final Five will be the first to be “outed” — that is, revealed to be a Cylon to other characters on the show apart from each other.

I think Sam — — will be that . I think he will be the first of the Final Five who is revealed to be a Cylon to other members of, in this case, the Demetrius‘ crew.

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“You! Forgive me, I had no idea…“

With benefit of hindsight, it should have been obvious which of the saw in the Temple of Five on the algae planet. Of all the major cast members, the Number Threes — and, in particular, D’anna Biers — had significant interactions with only a handful of people thought to be human, and she only attempted to kill one of them in particular: Anders.

It makes sense for her to profusely apologize to the final Cylon whom she had previously been seconds away from gunning down. The only other possibility, really, is , although all she really did to Tigh was get him drunk and then verbally provoked an angry response from him. Compared to nearly gunning someone down, that’s small fries.

Now, we know from the last couple of episodes that the new on the Cylon scene, , is in dire straits as her faction of “rebel” Cylons was last seen getting the crap kicked out of their basestars by the ships belonging to the s (and the other two models loyal to them). Natalie has also expressed a desire to unbox the Number Threes, in part because she wants to re-unite all the Cylon models and in part because she wants to know the indentities of the Final Five (which would also build toward her goal of unification).

I’m thinking that what will transpire in the next couple of episodes is that some or all of the remnants of Natalie’s Cylon faction will stumble over the Demetrius, and since the models are in league with Natalie there will be an inevitable re-union between and Leoben. Equally, I think that at some point within the next couple of episodes, Natalie’s faction will succeed in unboxing the Number Threes, who will (more or less) side with Natalie’s faction in the Cylon civil war.

And along the way, a Number Three will see Anders among the crew of the Demetrius and will not be able to help herself before she outs him. It will be interesting, in that case, to see Starbuck’s reaction, given her previous statement that she wouldn’t hesitate to kill Sam if he happened to turn out to be a Cylon.

 

A final Cylon theory

April 13, 2008

Since the following no longer contains spoilers — at least as far as Grace is concerned, which is all I was really worried about — I am moving it up to today, so that I can officially say that I’m putting my chips into the pot as far as “final Cylon” speculation is concerned********.

I’ve been kicking around the idea that one of the Adamas — the admiral, Lee, or possibly even Zak (the dead brother) — is the . I tend to agree with the analysis at Battlestar Wiki that the final member of the twelve Humanoid Cylons “would probably need to be a more prominent character than those of the Four.” In the Wiki’s analysis, that pretty much limits the field to Roslin, Admiral Adama, Lee, Baltar, and Starbuck.

Of course, I also happen to think that revealing some of the above as being s would also be…anticlimactic, and in some cases just dumb. Take Roslin for example, and the way that Baltar is able to temporarily cure her cancer. It would seem to me that if the introduction of Cylon (or, to be completely specific, humano-Cylon) blood was enough to cure Roslin (albeit briefly), that pretty much cements the fact that she herself does not have anything Cylon about her physiology.

Likewise, revealing Baltar as a Cylon would, given the events in the middle of Season 3 (i.e. Baltar’s own uncertainty as to whether he is human or Cylon, and his desperate quest for answers in this regard), would be a let-down — really, it would seem contrived.

To be fair, I can see the merit of the argument that Baltar could be revealed as a sort of Cylon “Christ”, especially in regard to the prophecy of the First Hybrid in Razor:

The who says his children believe he is a god, makes a prediction about the final Cylon: “…the fifth is still is in shadow, drawn toward the light, hungering for redemption, that will only come in the howl of terrible suffering.” (Razor) This statement, while not concrete, may relate to Baltar. Of the major living characters, he most has begged for redemption, and is most in need of it, and it will indeed be painful for him. While seeks redemption for the this has been at best a minor theme in his character. Only Baltar begs for it, and only Baltar has said he would find redemption in learning he was a Cylon.

But equally, I just don’t think it’s Baltar. He strikes me more as a sort of “false prophet,” really — a misguided human demagogue who attempts to take on the mantle of an authority figure (first as a scientist, then as a politician, and now as a quasi-religious guru) in order to advance his own agenda (which, experience shows, typically involves the contents of his pants). I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Baltar’s “saviours” in the last episode of Season 3 were all beautiful women.

And let’s not even begin to discuss Starbuck. Yes, I know she died (or seemed to die) in Maelstrom. Yes, I know she came back in the last episode of the Season 3. Yes, I know she has a destiny. No, I still don’t think she’s a Cylon.

There’s also a logistical consideration that gets in the way of ’s being a Cylon. One of the things we know about the Final Five is that none of the other seven humanoid Cylons have any clue who the Final Five are. If Kara Thrace was really a Cylon, resurrected and sent back to the Colonials in a captured (and then nicely shined-up) Viper, it stands to reason that when she appeared to Lee, she must have come from one of the nearby Cylon ships (Vipers, as far as we know, do not have FTL jump drives), possibly a Resurrection Ship. It seems pretty incredible to suggest that the Cylons could have built a shipboard resurrection apparatus that included copies of the bodies of at least one of the and still remained “in the dark” about who the Five were. The only possible dodge that Ron Moore could use here, I think, is to say that the Colonials have somehow gotten very close to the Cylon homeworld, but I don’t think he’s going to go there.

And then there’s the fact that it would just be too bloody obvious if Starbuck were a Cylon. Her “resurrection” is significant, but it’s also a red herring as far as speculating who the final Cylon might be is concerned. Starbuck’s death was a rite of purification that she had to pass through before she could take on the task her destiny had appointed for her (ostensibly, to guide the Colonials to , or possibly to their extinction).

And really, I think I’m even going to add at least two of the Adamas to that list as well. I know that Leoben said that “Adama is a Cylon”, but that was well before the writers had decided on who the final Cylon was (and, indeed, well before the search for the Final Five became a significant component of the show’s plot). I think it would be somewhat dramatically compelling if Admiral Adama did turn out to be a Cylon, but at the same time it would also be contrived given both his experiences during the First Cylon War and given the fact that his closest buddy from the war, Saul Tigh, has already been “outed.”

Lee being revealed as being a Cylon would be a bit more dramatic, and certainly would seem to meet two important criteria of the First Hybrid’s prophecy concerning the last Cylon (Lee has a ton of regrets and stabs of guilt — “hungering for redemption” — and has recently set himself on a course that utterly defies everything his father stands for — “still in shadow, drawn toward the light”). Then again, though, more than a few people seem to be guessing that Lee is a shoe-in for the final Cylon, and is (I think) too crafty to let folks off the hook that easily. Additionally, it would be tricky to explain how exactly Lee could be a Cylon, given that the Adama family has a pretty well-known history. Suggesting that perhaps the real baby Lee was switched at birth with a Cylon infant would be one possible explanation…but that raises more questions than it answers. Who carried out the switch? Was it a human or a Cylon? If it was a Cylon, how do the other Cylons not know about (at least) this one member of the Final Five? If it wasn’t a Cylon, what motive did that person have?

Too complicated, kind of contrived, and not the sort of road one wants to wander when one only has one season of episodes left to produce; the final season is a time for tying up loose threads, not picking new ones free of the fabric.

And of course, it would be remiss to not mention the fact that Ron Moore himself doesn’t want to reveal Admiral Adama, Lee Adama, or as being the final Cylon.

Revealing as a Cylon would certainly be compelling, although I think Zak might be too obscure a character; everyone who knows the series knows that Admiral Adama had a son named Zak, and that said son died, but I doubt many BSG fans would know Zak on sight. The character that is the final Cylon needs to be someone who is instantly recognizable. Even having William Adama exclaim “Zak!” is too much time to waste during the revelation scene — the audience has to know instantly who it is.

Besides, how would Zak even get to the in the first place? He’d either have to be waiting for them on Earth (which prompts the question: how?) or he’d have to be on a , awaiting his moment in the Sun (so to speak). The same logistical objection I have to Starbuck’s being a Cylon I can now raise here as well.

So there’s my lengthy explanation of who I don’t think will be the final Cylon, and especially where Zak Adama is concerned it’s as much a repudiation of my own prior theories as it is a rejection of any of the current theories that are out there. Who then, the Reader may yet be wondering, do I think the final Cylon actually is?

Remember what I said above, how the final Cylon would have to be someone at once instantly recognizable, and also someone whose revelation as a Cylon would be even more dramatic than learning that or were Cylons? There’s only one person I can think of whose revelation would be that dramatic. Briefly, I think it’s Karl “Helo” Agathon. Yes: . The same Helo who fathered a child with Sharon “Athena” Agathon.

And in fact, a goodly number of my reasons for thinking this center around little baby Hera, supposedly special as a humano-Cylon hybrid. If in fact her partly human, partly Cylon parentage makes Hera unique and pivotal to the plot of the series, then the revelation that Nicholas Tyrol is also a hybrid strips that away from her, which seems anti-climactic to me. It doesn’t really make all that much sense to build up Hera’s significance for the better part of an entire season, only to discard it second-hand with the revelation that she isn’t the only one with a Cylon for a parent after all.

Hera is special. But evidently, being a half-human, half-Cylon child is not so special anymore. So why is Hera special? Could she be a child of a Cylon/Cylon union?

“But wait!” the Reader may now be about to exclaim. “Cylons cannot reproduce with Cylons!” In my defence, I would like to point out that we don’t exactly know that Cylons can’t reproduce with each other. All we know is that Cylon experimentation in this area has thus far been fruitless. But fruitless doesn’t necessarily mean impossible.

In the analysis for “The Farm”, the writers at Battlestar Wiki note the following:

  • Love serves as a theme in this episode. First, we find out how important is for the Cylons: it is considered essential for . In the first episode, Number Six asked Dr. Baltar several times if he loved her. also said that “ is love”. That was after she tried to conceive from him. Love is also the reason Sharon aids Helo and the reason Helo accepts her help. Also we hear that Starbuck was abused as a child. In the last episode she said that everyone seems to fight to get their old life back and she fights because it’s all she knows how to do. In this episode she seems to develop affections to Anders. Will Starbuck find ‘reason’ in love? Commander Adama tells his subordinates that he loves them. He asks Chief Tyrol if one could love a machine. Ultimately, Commander Adama weeps over -Sharon’s body because he loved her
  • Number Six mentioned that “procreation is one of God’s commandments” in the first episode, “33″. This could mean that the Cylons are trying to procreate out of a feeling that they are sinning by not being able to have children on their own

If love is such a necessary component of Cylon procreation, it stands to reason that it makes rather a lot of sense why the “in the lab” results of procreation experiments amongst the Cylons all came up negative. When one is reduced to taking a clinical approach to such things, or when one acts out of fear that by not acting one is committing a sin, one’s actions are not motivated by love. Guilt? Yes, probably. Inquiry and curiosity? Most assuredly. But love? No, probably not.

Now, we know based on the events of the first season surrounding baby Hera’s conception that the “love” necessary in a sexual union does not have to be bi-directional. The Reader may recall that while Helo very genuinely loved , the Sharon that he impregnated was (at the time) working for the Cylons and was, we can assume, very likely acting not out of love, but out of a Cylon scheme. Is it possible that Helo, ignorant of his Cylon nature and ignorant of the difficulties of Cylon/Cylon procreation surrounding the issue of genuine love, acted out of genuine love and was able to impregnate Sharon?

“But wait!” the Reader may now be about to exclaim. “What about the odd fetal blood work? Doesn’t that cement the fact that Hera is part human and part Cylon?” And I will grant that it is true that Hera’s blood, as discovered by and Dr. Baltar during the debate over whether or not Sharon’s pregnancy should be forcibly terminated, has some unique properties. But it’s those very unique properties that make me doubt that she is in fact a half-human, half-Cylon child.

Baltar explained fairly plainly that human contains , and that Hera’s blood contains no antigens at all. We can perhaps infer that she got this from her Cylon mother…but then, that doesn’t make sense, because one would think that Baltar’s Cylon detector would have been a lot less complicated if all Cylons had antigen-free blood. Moreover, wouldn’t Dr. Cottle have noticed something “damn odd” about Sharon’s blood work? And wouldn’t an injection of Sharon’s own blood have been sufficient to cure Roslin’s in that case? I think we can safely conclude that Sharon’s blood is not as easily distinguished from human blood as in the example Baltar draws for Admiral Adama.

There is something special about Hera’s blood that her parents lacked. But how can that be? If neither her father nor her mother had antigen-free (or “damned odd,” to use Cottle’s term for it) blood, where did she get it from? What if the unique structure of Hera’s blood is analogous to, say, the way that ’s Bene Gesserit breeding program and the ultimate goal of the Kwisatz Haderach? What if, because of the union of two Cylons and the emergence of a from that, a special category of being was created that did have truly antigen-free blood (among other differences)? What if that’s the real reason that the Cylons were attempting to breed? What if that’s the real reason Virtual Six, the image of Six that Baltar keeps seeing, called the child a “miracle from God?”

THe above becomes especially important when one considers, again, the presence of Nicholas Tyrol, the Chief’s son. It stands to reason that if Nicholas was the same manner of being as Hera (that is, half-human and half-Cylon) that his blood would have similar properties; Dr. Cottle was on New Caprica during the time that Cally was pregnant, and would almost certainly have given the pregnant woman a good standard of care, including fetal blood work. Failing that, he would have likely done as much once Nicholas was born, and realized either way that baby Nicholas also had something “damned odd” about his blood. That, in turn, would have cast suspicion on either Chief Tyrol or Cally as being possible Cylons. And yet, none of these plot threads came up in the third season of .

That would seem to suggest, to me at least, that humano-Cylon children are not really all that special, nor does it suggest to me that there is anything particularly unique about their physiology. And I think don’t think Ron Moore overlooked, by accident, the fact that Tyrol’s being outed as a Cylon would have undercut Hera’s significance if she were in fact a human/Cylon hybrid. I think that Nicholas Tyrol is a vehicle for a subtle clue that Moore is giving to the audience: Hera is significant, but half-human, half-Cylon children aren’t.

And the only way I can think that he can make Hera significant is if she is neither a human child nor a humano-Cylon child; she can only be significant if she is the offspring of two Cylons: Sharon and Helo.

Which could explain Number Three’s surprised exclamation when