Yor doin it rong

September 17, 2008

Or, as the lolcats say: FAIL!

An Italian model who swears she has never had plans to sell her for one million euros, or £792,000.

Prostitution chic?

But wait, it gets better:

Showgirl and men’s magazine model , 20, told an Italian magazine: “I can’t wait to see who’s going to pull out the money to have me.”

“I don’t know what it’s like to have sex,” she told the magazine, Chi, adding that if the man who bought her virginity was ugly then she would quickly get over it.

“She’s never had a boyfriend. I swear on my mother’s grave. She’s a devout Catholic and prays to every night,” her brother told the magazine.

Ms. Fico: is not wurkin; prai moar bettar.

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