Muslim prisoners in Guantanamo Bay fling feces at guards, threaten to rape female guards in particular, and grow their fingernails long…so they can hide feces underneath and then try to scratch the faces of guards.

But they still get to request machines and the type of salad served to them for dinner.

Strange, I know. Were it up to me, they’d be lucky if I didn’t fry every mean in bacon grease.