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David Cameron’s remarks aside, not all is well in Britain. This may just be the most insane thing I’ve ever heard, and it doesn’t even have anything to do with Islam!

A council has been accused of discriminating against homosexuals over plans to clear undergrowth from a notorious gay cruising spot.

Bristol City Council wants to prune bushes and remove cover from an area known as the Downs to improve the landscape and encourage rare wildlife.

But its own gay rights group has opposed the move, claiming that cutting back the bushes was “discriminating” to homosexual men who used the area for late night outdoor sex known as dogging.

To which, I think, the best comment that can be made is:

…it would be a THREAT TO GAY RIGHTS if you made it harder for them to bone each other where children may come across them. I just don’t think I’ve ever beheld a more perfected set of priorities in my entire stupid bigoted American life.

Lawn and garden maintenance is now an anti-homosexual hate crime in England. It is more important that gay couples be provided with underbrush in which to hide their late-night sexual antics than it is for a town council to arrange for someone to trim the verge on public property.

Some things are just to absurd to be fiction. This one is totally going in the “Asteroid Overdue” category.

Update: Ace sums it up rather well: “Britain is the Florida of Europe.”

~ by Kenneth on July 10, 2008.