Department of Useless Theoretical Studies
Jessica Alba may have the perfect ‘wiggle’, but I think what this study really shows is that Cambridge mathematicians need to a) get out more and b) find a better use for their time and skills.
No, there’s absolutely nothing deep, meaningful, or even useful about this post. In fact, it’s basically just an excuse to put the phrase “Jessica Alba” in the Technorati tags and enjoy any resultant traffic increase that doing so brings me.
Correction: the science is far from settled! Some scientists are now claiming that it is Angelina Jolie who holds the top honours! Will the controversies never cease? (I report this merely in the interest of factual correctitude, O Reader)
(In Soviet Russia, hat tips you: Ace)
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