Every time I think society has hit the rock bottom depths of depravity…
…someone throws it a better shovel.
Latest example: Keith Richards snorted father’s ashes mixed with cocaine.
Money quote:
Richards, one of rock’s legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.
“I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it’s a way of life,” he was quoted as saying.
Uh…yeah, Keith, because you’re their goddamned idol.
Conclusion: asteroid overdue.
Update:Or was he just kidding? That it was hard to tell is perhaps an even more stark commentary on just how far society has sunk.
(Hat tips: Small Dead Animals, and Keith Richards for giving us a new category)
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